Thank you for everyone for spotting all the spammy links! I think we’ve got it all worked out now thanks

Some people complain when girls don’t reply to their messages with a ‘Thanks but no thanks’. Head2toelove,  however, doesn’t really

Our submitter came across this gem on Craigslist and sent it in with the comment “Oh dear, he’s getting philosophical

It worries me that someone’s brain could be so fried, they can’t string a single sentence together. This guy couldn’t