Our submitter gives us a bit of background to this odd message! She says:

‘I’m wearing an eyepatch in my main profile picture (partial blindness and staring at a computer screen all day is not a great combination.) It works wonders for screening out douchebags but I occasionally get replies like this.
I received this in my inbox this morning. While it might not be a “class A” Wreck, it greatly amuses me that this guy has apparently changed his entire…everything…between posting his nerdy white-boy profile and ghetto fabulous message.’