Big, Busty, and High on Hallucinogens

16 Mar 2012 by Emily, 5 Comments »

I was linked to this beautiful specimen of a woman earlier this week. Now, I’m not going to be mean to someone just because they’re slightly on the larger side. But when you couple that picture with this profile it’s a mess worthy of blog status. Here are some highlights from Full.Of.Love’s profile:

Do you do drugs?: Socially
Profession:  Aspiring model

Interests:

Singing, Modelling, Badminton,
Squash, Swimming, Watching Films,
Eating, Taking Hallucnagenics, And Dreaming About My Wedding Day

About Me
I am looking for someone to have a serious relationship with, and after 6 months or so, if we get on I want someone to take my virginity. I have been waiting for the right guy to just ‘pop’ up but unfortunately I haven’t found the right one, which is why I’m now here fishing :) Could you be my Mr/Mrs right? I am a bi-curious so holla at me if you wanna be THE ONE! Please do not email me without a pic.. ALSO.. I kno I have big boobs and it really gets me down becuase all men want to do is takl about them and talk to me dirty thinking that just because my boobs are big that’s all I’m worth well I am NOT JUST WORTHY OF BEING USED FOR SEX :( This really upsets me I just want respect :( So if that’s all oyu want please do not write to me as I feel this is why I haven’t found my true love yet

First Date
I don’t mind as long as there is one ;)

You don’t want to be judged on your large breasts but your profile picture is a picture of you in a low cut top with no bra on? I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

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5 Comments

  1. John says:

    Badminton?
    Squash?

    Er… Um…

    Oh come on, you’re thinking it too, so don’t look at me like that.

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  2. Tai says:

    Her rack is in the center of her photo and she wears very revealing top, how does she expect people not to comment on it?
    To be perfectly honest about her “interests”, I really hope she does swim, otherwise her back will be killing her sooner or later.

    But I like how she’s honest about being high. Otherwise she would realize that with that photo (wait, is she making a duckface too?) she has almost no chance of finding patient and amazing Mr Right she looks for.

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  3. Tessie says:

    If you have bazzooms that are twice the size of your head, people are *going* to look at them (or so I assume; like 99% of all women, I’m not so generously endowed as the gal in the picture).

    If you have bazzooms that are twice the size of your head, and wear a top that shows them right down to the nipple, people are going to *stare* at them.

    If you have bazzooms that are twice the size of your head, wear a top that shows them right down to the nipple, and then *complain* that people are staring at them, you’re just plain silly. She might as well get a T-shirt that says “STOP STARING AT MY RACK”, printed in large letters directly across her rack.

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  4. Z says:

    Imagine the bloodbath when her virginity does eventually gets taken..

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