I am Online Dating and What is This?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO DIE? IT’S NOT PRETTY COOL, IT ****ING HURTS AND IT WON’T GO AWAY AND NOBODY WILL BELIEVE ME….MYSTERIONI am MysterionGirl I am the parralel of Kenny Mccormick) I live in the parralel universe of south park, mi human name is gez, nicknames are beetlejuice, jinx, emogirl, wednesdai- you get the picture^^random. . um im very shy nd il leave the rest so you have something to talk about. . I have been messed about a lot by guys btw so if ur not serious about getting to know me please dont bother sending me a message okai? I have mi own way of spelling sum wordes but that doesnt mean ima dumb!!
Yeah btw I hav a pretti bit obsessioon with death and ima bit pessimistic..
Yesh I know mi pictures suck..I ain’t pretty
Okai heres a quiz for you guys when you message me answer these questions?
Do you prefer:
1 Emo or goth or neither
2 Hugs or kisses
3 curly or straight hair
4 christmas or halloween
5 south park or family guy
6 sun or rain
7 daylight or nighttime
8 Red, purple or Black
9 Screamo or heavy metal
10 Burnt to death or drown to death or strangled to death
um thats all i can think of..for now >
Love 3
creative writing e.g i write dark poetry)
imaginating things
Shopping!
Reaper (Tv series)
skinny jeans FTW
Brands like Iron Fist, Criminal Damage, Living Dead Souls, poizen industries etc.
Hugs to cheer me up
confusing people
zombies (but i wanna kill them!)
vampires
strange or quirky sense of humour
Not caring about what others think of me
Being spoiled!!
The saying “Just a lil bit!”
SOUTH PARK ERIC CARTMAN (THE COON) N KENNY (MYSTERION)N TWEEK
TIM BURTON FILMS
SCREAMO AND HEAVY METAL
etc. . .btw thats not in order
Hate:
chavs n wannabes (laame!)
heights
wasps and spiders
arguments
coconut and coffee
crowds
big brother
mornings!!
brats
guys who are interested for a bit then jus drop me =[
people who use chav talk and guido like you mad brah? ****ing annoys the sh*tout of me!!
annoying people
cheaters (weeak!)
judgement
rnb, jazz n classical music (not cool! totally lame!)
rants
im looking for a caring guy who lets me be miself n is honest n trustworthy n makes me feel loved, doesnt play mind games n also wants me for more than one thing. . aka im not th kind of girl who jumps straight into bed with a guy. . i like to get to knw the guy first and see where it goes.
I guess you might be a little bit scaared haha but I dont bite..much xD
Sorry for the loooong profile btw well done if your still reading..those who zoned out halfway through well i guess you dont like reading!! I also find it easier to write stuff than talk to people I don’t know but once I get to know them I’m usually less shy
Oh yeah i guess I’m called the clam cas well ..go figure >
oh btw LIPS DON’T KISS, THEY KILL! >
Tags: bad spelling, chavs, dating, dating fail, emo, emo girl, emo rantings, fail, goths, online dating, online dating fail, picture, plenty of fish, plentyoffish, pof, private message, text speak, vampire


There’s at least one guy and one girl like this in every high school graduating class. Their yearbook pictures are unsmiling and their quote runs to something in all lowercase letters.
Every last one of them thinks they’re a unique, misunderstood, sensitive tormented soul.
OK, this is kind of unpeaceful, but…
An acquaintance (not exactly a friend) was once this type of person for Halloween — all black outfit, combed-forward hairdo, lots of tattoos, notebook on which he’d written “My Book of Depressing Poetry”. He actually stayed in character, too, saying things like *sweeping melodramatic gesture*
“WOULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE NOW? I’D LIKE TO BE ALONE WITH MY PAIN”.
It was kind of mean, but also somewhat awesome.
It’s only funny when it’s an *intentional* self-parody, I guess would be my take-away here.
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Ahh, I remember being fourteen.
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I’d just send a message saying “U mad, bro? U jelly?” x
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thank you tessie- i think i have my next halloween costume!
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Oh geez, I know it’s a bit late (I went on vacation then forgot to check YourWrecks’ posts, shame on me), but Google this name: Amélie Nothomb (a belgian writer, very famous here in France).
See the resemblance? LOL
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Oh wow! Yes, very similar. Amélie Nothomb looks a lot happier in her pictures though.
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