45C – The Production Company Now Hiring on Plenty Of Fish!

3 Jul 2012 by Emily, 2 Comments »

 

So you fancy yourself as a budding entrepreneur? You’ve set up your own production company, now all you need is a bunch of models, dancers, musicians, artists, DJs, photographers, short film makers, graphic designers, fashion designers, editors, creative writers and poets. Basically, you need everything. Where do you go to look for these creative professionals? A recruitment agency? A job website? No, Plenty of Fish of course! There’s bound to be some lonely women just browsing their way around dating sites for an offer they can’t refuse. At least, that’s what Kel decided. His profile states:

About Me

hi I’m kel
i run a production company I’m looking for models dancers and musicians and creative professionals (artists, dj’s, photographers, short film makers, graphic designers, fashion designers, editors, creative writers, poets…. etc..) would you be up for doing some projects? i work with channel 4 and sky development a lot of opportunities for promotion and building profile
IF YOUR GOOD PLEASE GET INVOLVED
kelly makeanameMESSAGE ME at makeaname@live.com

Oh gee. I sure think I’m good. I simply *must* get involved. Maybe I’ll send my CV to his live address. Here it is:
Name: Emily
Personal statement: I’M GOOD
Skills: I basically do anything so long as it falls into the ‘creative arts’ industry.
Hobbies: Online dating.

Anyway,  Kel obviously decided from my profile that I look like the kind of person likely to give up the job I already have and mention on my profile, to go work with a stranger off a dating website. He sent me this:

makeaname20:
7/2/2012 2:14:29 AM

hi im kel,
i run a production company i need models dancers and musicians and creative professionals (artists, dj’s,
photographers, short
film makers,
graphic designers, fashion designers, editors, creative writers, poets…. etc..) would you be up for doing some
projects? i work
with tiger aspect
channel 4 and sky development a lot of opportunities for promotion and building profile
if your good please do get involved …..
kelly makeaname
Get involved its a great opportunity to join London’s most talented team of individuals……

We are also casting for a feature film we are doing for film four so if you think you have what it takes to be on
the big screen get
in touch……,…

Alternatively if you can help out in other ways or have someone you know that would be perfect for this get in
touch….
Take care….
……

Me:
7/2/2012 10:30:34 AM
If that was genuine, you’d be going to agencies set up for exactly this kind of reason instead of trawling dating websites sending out poorly written and grammatically incorrect messages. Don’t lie.

makeaname20:
7/2/2012 2:31:45 PM
Grammatical? Hahaha 45c.co.uk you should be my proof reader and do it over for me….. Lol I have no desire to
list my credentials to you…… I have agreements with the Brit academy and pineapple dance studios……. This is
literally my own net casting…… See what fish turn up lol and I have found very talented people on here….. I
have a girlfriend so thissiteisofno use to me in that facility….. And write from my iPad it has a mind of its own…..
Somedays it’s Shakespeare other days it’s Neanderthal man….. Dont judge or undermine anything you don’t
know Lool ‘don’t lie’ haha

Me:
7/2/2012 3:36:52 PM
Yes, grammatical. That’s a real word. And yes, I could be your proof reader. I could also be your web designer and content editor because your website is just awful. However I charge £200-300 a day for the privilege. So I won’t be doing you any favours. I’ll just let you know I’ve spotted 8 mistakes in the copy on your homepage already, just after a quick skim read. Not to mention the fact your Facebook page (with only 35 fans) is a huge mess.
I’ll be reporting your profile on here for soliciting services, but honestly, there are people on GumTree I’d trust more than you with that awful website and messages to girls on dating sites.

makeaname20
7/2/2012 3:50:03 PM
Don’t be so rude where Is the satisfaction there? How would you be so upsetting and judgemental I haven’t
accosted you or asked you out on a date on top of which positive output gets back positive response don’t be a
negative contribution to this effort….. I try hard and work hard at my passion don’t step on that…. It’s un
neccesary if you are not interested them do not be involved I could have recommended your skill set to people
that I work with you definately seem to know what you are talking about but don’t be negative or detrimental to
my work….. Or report my profile…. That’s un called for…..
And you are undermining the real talented people that I wouldn’t be able to speak to or make friends with
through here…. Get involved or leave it be…. Have a nice life all the best
Kelly
I’m trying to improve myself and others we do good work….. don’t step on development….. When you have a
negative thought it takes away for your energy as well as mine…. You are a smart creative mind synchronise
don’t be a spanner in the works I will take the constructive critism and get that rectified…..
Thank you
Take care

makeaname20
7/2/2012 3:52:45 PM
I don’t see how I did…. But sorry if I have offended you…… I feel offended and would appreciate an apology
also….. If you know where I came from to have this mind set now and the life I have had you would show me a
lot more admiration and respect….. Making friends shits on making enemies…..

makeaname20
7/2/2012 3:54:57 PM
I thought you loved geeks… Lol ima geek….. I should give you my Xbox name and give you a duel on cod……… Be happy you are stunning
smart and have life…..

Kel never did get his apology, surprisingly. And I still reported his profile.

 

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2 Comments

  1. Tessie says:

    “pineapple dance studios”

    I don’t know what this is, but I’m pretty sure I like it.

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  2. Emily says:

    Pineapple dance studios… home of Louis Spence. And in case you were wondering, these are clips of him from a documentary, not a comedy show. :| http://youtu.be/2dstOfHwaB8

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